tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

Previously: Everyday Objects Turned Into Creative Illustrations

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Hounds of Baskerville

Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
Sherlock: lol I don't care
Henry: HOUND
Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon
~LATER~
Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
John: town
Sherlock: let's go
Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
~MEANWHILE~
Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
Townsman: fuck you I did tho
John: lol I get 50 quid for free
~AND THEN~
Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
John: I am a captain
Sherlock: trolololol
~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~
Sherlock: rabbit
Stapleton: rabbit
John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?
Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
Sherlock: kthanks
John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
Sherlock:
John: Your coat
Sherlock:
John: stop being attractive
Sherlock:
John: I meant mysterious
~THEN~
Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY
John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
~BUT THEN~
Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in
Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~
Sherlock: alcoholdl
John: you're having an emotion
Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
John: you're raving like a monkey on acid
Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
~CHATTING UP THE LADY~
Frankland: just casually ruining everything
John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
~THE NEXT DAY~
Sherlock: john
John:
Sherlock: john
John:
Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.
John:
Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
John: okay.
Sherlock: insults.
~LATER STILL~
Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
John: crying
Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
John: therapist danger shit
Sherlock: TO THE MOORS
Henry: fuck this shit I'm out
Sherlock: DEDUCTIONS
Moriarty: BOO
Frankland: JOKES JUST ME
Dog: HOUND
John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
~MEANWHILE~
Moriarty: SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK

bbadsuns:

Do u ever see a boy and ur like oh my god I love life

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

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croatoanalex:

experimentstitch26:

deans-fucking-fallen-angel:

ferocious-fallen-angel:

loyal-fallen-angel:

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

merlinisahuntingdetective:

kripke-is-my-king:

brassglasses:

mooseandtiger:

[x]

I want to see that episode. Where everyone calls them Sam and Dean and they’re all “no you don’t understand we’re actors OH GOD JARED GET THE SALT” and they just kind of have to survive while Misha flagrantly abuses his angel powers.

Like the opposite of The French Mistake. Oh god yes. This needs to happen and it needs to happen nOW.

SOMEONE TELL MISHA

I love how when we come up with these ideas, someone is always like, “GO TELL MISHA.” Like he’s going to make it happen for us lol.

TWEET IT TO HIM

if you tweet it enough he’ll respond i hope

Misha would just go to hospitals and heal EVERYONE

MISHA

I love the detour this took to Misha worship

All Hail Misha our overlord

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pandafreakforlife:

Shows up to the apocalypse 15 minutes late with Starbucks. 

pandafreakforlife:

Shows up to the apocalypse 15 minutes late with Starbucks. 

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mandalic-moonchild:

babysadist:

adiposeee:

alicee-marinaa:

femme-and-furious:

fuhrerwarranty:





galactic-gal:




princessleathercock:





acceptmyawkwardness:




superspecialawesomeattack:




makeupbyjanny:




onlymakesusstronger:




jamesxfc:




As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.




yeah, guy here, top looks way better




You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.




Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?




No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.
And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”
But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.




This^













Preach it girl. 


my love for this is everlasting omg u go gurl

Uhhhhh I only have one question: How the fuck did you get your eyebrow so damn perfect?

mandalic-moonchild:

babysadist:

adiposeee:

alicee-marinaa:

femme-and-furious:

fuhrerwarranty:

galactic-gal:

princessleathercock:

acceptmyawkwardness:

superspecialawesomeattack:

makeupbyjanny:

onlymakesusstronger:

jamesxfc:

As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.

yeah, guy here, top looks way better

You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.

Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?

No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.

And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”

But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.

This^

Preach it girl. 

my love for this is everlasting omg u go gurl

Uhhhhh I only have one question: How the fuck did you get your eyebrow so damn perfect?

(via warm-topic)

castielinablanket:

eteo:

uflaminghomo:

casrebels:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

i have an idea for a website:

alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever

we make this website.

and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))

and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS

LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN

PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING

We needthis

kill your double

DO NOT KILL YOUR DOUBLE

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moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

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